You Are in a Dangerous Relationship with Donald J. Trump.

…Ready to Break Up? Here’s the Playbook.

It won’t be easy. This guy is holding court in your head. Your vulnerable mind, your most valuable asset (already pummeled from 2020) has a slumlord living in it — and he ain’t paying rent. He’s been squatting what, about five years? He’s been kicking around so long now, you can’t even evict him. You’re in a personal relationship with the most famous man in the world. Sounds hot. And it would be…if he weren’t a malignant, unhinged narcissist.